Cahoots - And Other Clever Play on Words

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Cahoots - And Other Clever Play on Words

Postby crafterwannabe » Sat Mar 08, 2014 3:53 am

Date Posted: 19:55:57 03/08/12 Thu
Author: Londonlee
Subject: Cahoots

Simone sent me this very clever play on words essay and I felt we should share it with the Group. We all need a smile.
Thanks Simone for sharing this originally, hope you don't mind me passing it on.
(((HUGS)))Lee
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CAHOOTS

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing.

Please do your part! Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one unstable person. My job is done!

Life is too short for negative drama & petty things. So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly!

From one unstable person to another...

I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty good in mine!

Replies:
[> Re: Cahoots -- Carmelita, 09:27:28 03/09/12 Fri [1]

These are great Lee. Would make wonderful signs or saying for a Tshirt.
Have a great weekend...
Carmen

[> Re: Cahoots -- Doreen, 11:20:49 03/09/12 Fri [1]

Great play on words thanks Lee and I agree with Carmen it would make great signs or sayings : )
Have a great weekend,
Doreen

[> Re: Cahoots -- jazz, 11:54:50 03/09/12 Fri [1]

wow. That person sure gets around.

I was born in the state of Confusion. Not much to see because of the prevalent clouds of doubt. *wink* (((hugs)))

[> Re: Cahoots -- Doreen, 12:10:44 03/09/12 Fri [1]

LOL Jazz, that's a great one to add : )

[> Re: Cahoots -- jazz, 09:08:19 03/10/12 Sat [1]

Thank you, Doreen. This is such a funny post - I really enjoyed it. (((hugs)))
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Date Posted: 11:58:17 03/12/12 Mon
Author: jazz
Subject: Cahoots con't

I really enjoyed Londonlee's post on Cahoots so much that I wanted to have some more. *wink*

Sometimes I arrive in Time, & not a second too late to see the sights.

I've never been in Agreement, where the people are friendly & just get along.

Sometimes I have been in Arrears, with not a cent to my name.

I've also been in Between. They are out in the middle of a rock & a hard place.

I have been in Brief, but not for long.

Once I was in Defiance, & because I would not follow directions, soon got lost.

Several times I have been in Denial. You can't believe a thing they say about the place.

One of my favorite places to be is in Disguise where I didn't recognize a soul.

I have been in Hot Water, & it seemed like I was always getting in trouble while I was there.

Lastly, I have been in Strumental. It played an important part in the success of my travels.

Replies:
[> Re: Cahoots con't -- Londonlee, 20:16:49 03/13/12 Tue [1]

We've created a MONSTER... this is addictive. Jazz, these are great additions to the original list.
(((HUGS)))Lee

[> Re: Cahoots con't -- jazz, 07:24:38 03/14/12 Wed [1]

heh heh heh Thanks, Lee, It all began with your original post. I did not want to hijack it so I started a new one. Yes, it is addictive & quite fun. I have a whole list of other 'places' to visit, but I could not come up with any explanations. (((hugs)))

[> Re: Cahoots con't -- Londonlee, 11:54:50 03/14/12 Wed [1]

These should be piggybacked with the original post... they are a great addition to it. I hope you can find and post more destinations, they're wonderful.
I can't take the credit for the original post. I posted it but I received it from Simone and thought it should be shared.
(((HUGS)))Lee
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