Gag Gift Poems for Mother's Day

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Gag Gift Poems for Mother's Day

Postby crafterwannabe » Wed Aug 31, 2016 1:06 am

Date Posted: 07:47:30 04/11/15 Sat
Author: Addy
Subject: Mother's Day help

Good morning ladies. Haven't been on to much lately, just a lot going on.....nothing bad, just busy busy.
I'm looking for any humorous Mother's Day stories. A few years ago I found one about a young son using his mom's chapstick on the cat's behind because it looked so chapped. I gave each lady a chapstick with a Happy Mother's Day wrapper.
That's the kind of thing I want to do. I Would really appreciate your help.

[> Re: Mother's Day help -- bonniek, 21:18:36 04/18/15 Sat [1]

Here are a couple I found that might work out....

For the Mom Who Does Everything (from Squidoo)

Mom, I know you do the dishes
And I know you cook the food
I know you scrub down all the floors
Even when you're in a bad mood.

And every night you walk the dog
While I'm watching all my shows
On Thursdays you take out the trash
And every spring you wash the windows.

Mom, I know you're sad I'll go someday
And leave you all alone
But right now I'm only 35
So what other place could I call home?

[> Re: Mother's Day help -- bonniek, 21:29:19 04/18/15 Sat [1]

You Know Me

Mum you know the worst of me,
My weaknesses and follies,
I know you've seen me poop my pants
and cut the heads off dollies,

You know all my most embarrassing moments,
You know that I'm a nut,
So what can I do to repay your love..
...and make sure you keep your mouth shut!?

[> Re: Mother's Day help -- Addy, 18:31:07 04/19/15 Sun [1]

Bonnie those are both cute. I think I can work something up to give from both of them.
Thank you for taking time to help me.

[> Re: Mother's Day help -- bonniek, 08:06:04 04/21/15 Tue [1]

You're very welcome!
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