Date Posted: 23:33:23 11/25/04 Thu
Subject: Pig Sayings
I'm in search of some cute pig sayings.
[> Re: Pig Sayings -- Patty, 00:05:18 11/26/04 Fri 
"Never try to teach a pig to sing, it wastes your time and annoys the pig!"
I don't know who said it, but I like that saying.
[> Re: Pig Sayings -- jacksmum, 01:24:32 11/26/04 Fri 
We come, we conquer, we eat.
All roads lead to piggies.
Two piggies are better than one.
Feel free to cast your pearls before the piggies.
When in doubt, eat!
A lost carrot never returns.
A green bean in the mouth is worth two in the refrigerator.
The squeaky pig gets the pellet.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot : summer's day?
A: I'm bacon!
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and legs!
"Sows are famous for the way they may at one moment maul you to protect an offspring and at the next maul that offspring to beat it to a kernel of corn."
~Richard P Horwitz~
"The actual lines of a pig (I mean a really fat pig) are among the loveliest and most luxuriant in nature; the pig has the same great curves, swift and yet heavy, which we see in rushing water and in rolling clouds."
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."