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Gag Gifts: Dammit Doll Poems

Postby krafteekaren » Tue Feb 03, 2004 4:07 am

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Date Posted: 11:19:09 07/24/03 Thu
Author: virginia
Subject: dammit doll poems

Does anyone have a poem for a Nurse,Love, Dog, or Car Dammit doll?

[> Re: dammit doll poems -- ShirleyT, 23:26:28 07/24/03 Thu [1]

Here's a couple more. I leave the dog one for you Gingersnap! LOL That one's tricky!

Car
When your rattletrap falls apart
and you just want to ram it...
It's safer to use this instead and
wham it, wham it, wham it!
by shirleyt@craftsayings.com

Love
When love goes awry and
you want to tell them dammit...
Better yet grab this doll
and whamit, whamit, whamit!
by shirleyt@craftsayings.com
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[> Re: dammit doll poems -- gingersnap, 00:30:55 07/25/03 Fri [1]

When your dog is having
fits,
And, he's made a few
slips...
When he bites the postmans
booty,
And he brings in a lot of
cooties....
When the newspaper he does
tear....
And, he gives your neighbor
a good scare....
That's when you want to
pull out your hair,
And, rant, and rave, and
swear....
Instead of doing that, take
this Doggie dammit doll..
Slam it, and wham it,
Then smile and say, BEHAVE
ya'll.

Rofl.....this is all I could do with it....lol....I like your two poems Shirley...right to the point....lol
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[> Re: dammit doll poems -- ShirleyT, 08:45:32 07/25/03 Fri [1]

LOL That would be cute with a doggie shaped dammit doll!
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[> Re: dammit doll poems -- o,dear, 20:02:55 07/25/03 Fri [1]

Dammit Doll Poem.
When you want to climb the walls
and stand right up and shout
theres a little dammit doll
you cannot do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs
and find a place to slam it
as you whack the stuffing out
yell, DAMMIT,DAMMIT,DAMMIT!!
If dammits not a word you say
then twist its little neck
and grumble out repeatedly
OH HECK. OH HECK, OH HECK.!!
and once you've done abusing it
just sit it on the shelf
but hug it first, as i'd hug you
if i were there myself.
© Sue Pitchfork
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[> Re: dammit doll poems -- gingersnap, 21:41:09 07/25/03 Fri [1]

O'Dear and Sue, that is a great poem...thanks for sharing, and Sue, you are so talented....where are you???? miss ya.....lol
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[> Re: dammit doll poems -- Tamra, 23:45:45 07/25/03 Fri [1]

Gingersnap the nurse one will be great for my niece. She is getting pinned Wendsday night so I will have to get hopping and make this one for here. Thanks to all of you for great poems.
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[> Re: dammit doll poems -- jacksmum, 01:02:21 07/26/03 Sat [1]

LOL Mum That's not one of my poems - it's just the one I use when I make dammit dolls. Think it's an author unknown. :)

Here's one I DID do for scout leaders:

When you’re stuck in the woods
and the boys need your guidance,
When voices are raised high
and all you want is silence.
When the torch batteries die
and the matches have got wet,
When you go on hikes and hear
“I’m tired, are we there yet?”
That’s when you need this doll
to stomp, slam and throw,
And then you’ll feel better
as off to camp you go.
~Sue~
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[> Re: dammit doll poems -- kritterno1, 01:32:20 07/26/03 Sat [1]

What about a poem for a cat damnit doll?
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[> Re: dammit doll poems -- gingersnap, 02:27:58 07/26/03 Sat [1]

When your cat claws the
chair,
And, gives you that, who
cares stare,
When he torments the
bird,
And, dares you to say a
word....
When he catches a mouse,
And, he brings it back
in the house.....
Take this Cat dammit
doll,
And, bang and slam it
against the wall....
That should help you
smile at your critter,
And, ask him gently, to
please use the litter..

Here ya are Kritterno1......hope this helps....lol..I don't, and never did own a cat, so I don't know how accurate my portrayal is.....
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[> Re: dammit doll poems -- kritterno1, 10:05:45 07/26/03 Sat [1]

Well, my cat's a declawed indoor one. Her name is Kritter and she can be exasperating.
I had to laugh when I read your poem.
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[> Re: dammit doll poems -- jacksmum, 00:20:02 07/29/03 Tue [1]

I just came across one I wrote for a computer dammit doll so thought I'd post it here so they all stay together.
Sue :)
COMPUTER DAMMIT DOLL
When you see the blue screen of death
And your memory is low,
When you move the mouse
And the cursor refuses to go,
For times you can’t reboot
And have to restart,
For information lost
And files that fall apart.
Here’s a little stress release
That might help keep you sane
Squeeze, and curse and throw it
As you start from scratch again!!
~Sue Pitchfork~
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[> [> Re: dammit doll poems -- virginia, 19:52:08 07/31/03 Thu [1]

Thank you all for your help. What clever poems I received. now I would like to ask for dammit doll poems for; golf, gambling, doctors,cooking, work in general. The list can go on forever, but I appreciate them all. Would appreciate any other idea's. Thanking you all in advance.
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[> Re: dammit doll poems -- gingersnap, 21:10:19 08/01/03 Fri [1]

You can put any number in there, doesn't have to be 40......

Turning 40 can make you
feel stressed.....
And, make you feel, life
had been missed.....
When you turn 40 and feel
blue,
Here is a dammit doll just
for you.....
Take her and slam her
against a wall....
Give her a kick, and don't
you stall.....
Put a smile on your face,
and have a ball..
It's time to go shopping at
the mall.....
Happy 40th...
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Poem: Dammit Doll for Teacher

Postby crafterwannabe » Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:11 am

Date Posted: 19:41:28 02/09/04 Mon
Author: Ginny
Subject: Poem for Dammit doll, teacher

Anyone have ideas for a poem for a dammit doll for a teacher and teacher's aide? They work with preschool children (3 and 4 year olds) they have several unruly children in the class and need a stress relief. Thanks for your help.

Re: Poem for Dammit doll, teacher -- jacksmum, 03:49:14 02/14/04 Sat [1]

Here's another one - sorry I took so long. Great work Carol

Yes you truly love kids
that’s why you took this job,
but days you question why
And you even want to sob.
Occasionally they get you down
these angels with dirty knees,
and their parents are as bad
it’s just so hard to please.
So take this dammit doll
and bang her head on yours,
and if you really need to
scream behind closed doors.
There now you feel better
composed and quite refreshed,
ready to face the classroom
your most rewarding and trying test.
~Sue Pitchfork~

Re: Poem for Dammit doll, teacher -- Caboobie, 07:58:51 02/14/04 Sat [1]

Here's my attempt

I've made for you this dammit doll
To sit upon your desk
So when someone gets on your nerves
Just wring it's little neck
And as the morning lingers
If things don't keep on track
Then take it down and twist it's arm
Behind it's little back
As afternoon approaches
If you get a lot of woe
Pick up the doll and kick it
With the point of your right toe
Then after school is over
And you feel you've lost your wit
Just shake it, thump it and give vent
Shouting dammit dammit dammit
(C) 0204 Yvonne Lowther

Re: Poem for Dammit doll, teacher -- gingersnap, 11:18:15 02/10/04 Tue [1]

Here's a little Teachers dammit
doll,
Use her when you think you think
lost control....
Although your job is something
you usually are enjoying....
Little kids can sometimes be
annoying....
They have energy without end..
And, some are unruly that you
tend.....
Crying, shouting, pulling toys,
from the other girls and boys..
When you get home at night, your
nerves are frazzled, and your
blood pressure is out of sight..
Take this little doll, and slam
it with all of your might....
Yell dammit, dammit, dammit, and
remember everything will be alright,
And teaching little children is a
true delight...

I hope this helps....

Re: Poem for Dammit doll, teacher -- jaz, 12:33:04 02/10/04 Tue [1]

Great to see your excellent poem, Gsnap. Another fun addition to my dammit doll poem collection. (((hugs)))


Re: Poem for Dammit doll, teacher -- gingersnap, 15:10:03 02/10/04 Tue [1]

Here's a little Teachers dammit
doll,
Use her when you think you lost
control....
Although your job is something
you usually are enjoying....
Little kids can sometimes be
annoying....
They have energy without end..
And, some are unruly that you
tend.....
Crying, shouting, pulling toys,
from the other girls and boys..
When you get home at night, your
nerves are frazzled, and your
blood pressure is out of sight..
Take this little doll, and slam
it with all of your might....
Yell dammit, dammit, dammit, and
remember everything will be alright,
And teaching little children is a
true delight...

Thanks Jaz....I noticed an error, I wrote teach twice in the first one....lol....This one is corrected..

Re: Poem for Dammit doll, teacher -- Ginny, 15:15:31 02/10/04 Tue [1]

That is great! Thanks, I was once able to do the poetry thing but it seems that as the numbers go up my IQ goes down! LOL I appreciate those of you out there that can still rhyme
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Poem: Dammit Doll for Someone Turning 40

Postby crafterwannabe » Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:16 am

Date Posted: 19:39:17 08/01/03 Fri
Author: Chancey
Subject: anyone wanta try a damit doll poem for someone truning 40

I made a damit doll for one sister in law and the other one loved it ........I made one for her but she is turning 40 this month thought maybe U very Talented people could come up with a poem about turning forty for the doll....

As always Thanks .....

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[> Re: anyone wanta try a damit doll poem for someone truning 40 -- twinrme/Charlene, 19:58:14 08/01/03 Fri [1]

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy....
_________is turning 40!! That's a hard age for some,
Do you know how to chew gum???
Your damit doll will releive stress,
No matter how you dare to dress.
Kick,yell,why even sit on her,
Relax and enjoy a good liqueur.
You're only as old as you feel.
Watch out that you don't slip on a banana peel!!!
Now tuck away your doll,
It's time to go party ya'll!!

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[> Re: anyone wanta try a damit doll poem for someone truning 40 -- cami, 20:20:16 08/01/03 Fri [1]

This little dammit doll,
Will take all your licks,
Won't say a word,
Even when she gets kicked.
She knows turning 40,
Is really a bear,
Use her when you're upset,
Instead of pulling out your hair!

Happy 40th Birthday!

My 2 cents worth....HIH....

Cami

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[> Re: anyone wanta try a damit doll poem for someone truning 40 -- gingersnap, 21:06:20 08/01/03 Fri [1]

Here's another.....lol

Turning 40 can make you
feel stressed.....
And, make you feel, life
had been missed.....
When you turn 40 and feel
blue,
Here is a dammit doll just
for you.....
Take her and slam her
against a wall....
Give her a kick, and don't
you stall.....
Put a smile on your face,
and have a ball..
It's time to go shopping at
the mall.....
Happy 40th...

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[> Re: anyone wanta try a damit doll poem for someone truning 40 -- Cami, 00:12:16 08/02/03 Sat [1]

And another.........

When your chest starts falling down,
When your bottom hits the ground,
You know the day has come at last,
You've turned 40, my poor lass.

This dammit doll will help you through,
Just throw her around a day or two.
Kick her, bite her, she won't mind,
As long as you keep piece of mind.

When you've beat this doll to death,
When your smiling once again,
Put her close, and let her rest,
Cause you know you'll need her again and again......

LOL.....

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[> Re: anyone wanta try a damit doll poem for someone truning 40 -- Chancey, 07:38:57 08/02/03 Sat [1]

WOW!!! LOL......just love them all.....just love this Place and all the People )

Thanks agian ................
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Poems: Military Dammit Doll

Postby crafterwannabe » Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:20 am

Date Posted: 02:25:02 02/05/04 Thu
Author: virginia
Subject: military dammit doll poem

I make "dammit Dolls" and recently made some made out of camaflouge material for my daughter to take to her military wives support group meeting. I used just the regular dammit doll poem that covers all situations, but have had many requests to add poems that are more relavant to the soldiers and their families and what they are experiencing since being deployed, such as phone calls that don't go through, return dates given then canceled and extentions given, car breaks down, plumbing needs repair, honey do list is longer and longer, being a one parent family for a year, what to tell the kids, missed holidays etc. i would appreciate any help you can give me.thanks in advance

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[> Re: military dammit doll poem -- gingersnap, 03:28:43 02/05/04 Thu [1]

Hiya, hope this helps....I was a Navy wife for 21 years...So I made this generic so other Military can use it....ie; Army, Navy, AirForce, Marines....etc.....

Being married to a Military man is
not always easy.....
So many things, can make you feel
queasy.....
When deployed, and the mail is late,
You sit there, and anticipate,
It's really hard not to be able to
communicate....
Especially when problems seem to
accumulate.
.
When you're all alone at night, and
nothing seems to be going right....
Don't let those tears get you down,
take this little doll, and wipe away
your frown....
This is a Military Wifes Dammit Doll,
for when you're feeling stressed....
When you bang her around, you should
feel refreshed.....
Just take her by the legs, and slam it,
and wham it, and all the while yell,
dammit, dammit, dammit....

[> Re: military dammit doll poem -- ShirleyT, 04:41:35 02/05/04 Thu [1]

Sounds like you know military life well Gingersnap! I was a Navy wife too but before the kids.

For this one give the doll bushy hair, steely eyes and a mustache!

Saddam Dammit Doll
by shirleyt@craftsayings.com

Your soul mate's extended again
and the leave doesn't come thru.
You're wearing all the hats
and the kids begin to stew.

Important events come and go
and whole holidays are missed,
and you're left there all alone
with a mounting honey do list.

So when the car breaks down
and the plumbing needs repair,
and you REALLY need to vent
because you're feeling in despair...

Take this little doll and whack him hard
to keep yourself from going insane,
and yell dammit, dammit, dammit
as you pretend he's Saddam Hussein!
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Poem: Co-Worker Dammit Doll

Postby crafterwannabe » Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:23 am

Date Posted: 16:58:31 02/05/04 Thu
Author: KELLY
Subject: POEMS NEEDED

IF ANYONE COULD HELP I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT.
I AM LOOKING FOR A POEM FOR MY DAMMIT DOLL.
I AM MAKING SOME FOR MY COWORKERS AND I WOULD LIKE TO ADD A POEM ABOUT A FRUSTRATED EMPLOYEE OR SOMETHING ABOUT A NAGGING BOSS....HAHA. IF ANYONE HAS ANY IDEAS... PLEASE COULD YOU HELP ME?

THANKS A BUNCH

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[> Re: POEMS NEEDED -- gingersnap, 18:33:24 02/05/04 Thu [1]

When the workplace is getting
you down,
And, you go around wearing a
frown....
When the boss does nothing but
nag...
Til he/she makes you want to
gag....
When working is taking its' toll
That's the time to take this doll.
Wham it, and slam it, and give
it a shake....
Yell dammit, dammit, for goodness
sake....
That should help you until your
next "coffee break"......

[> [> Re: POEMS NEEDED -- Kelly, 10:29:18 02/06/04 Fri [1]

thank you so very much... they are great!!!

[> [> Re: POEMS NEEDED -- Kelly, 10:29:20 02/06/04 Fri [1]

thank you so very much... they are great!!!
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Holiday/Christmas Dammit Doll Poems

Postby crafterwannabe » Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:00 am

For Holiday/Christmas dammit doll poems, see this post on the Christmas Board:
http://www.craftsayings.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10606
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Postby crafterwannabe » Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:47 am

Poem: Dammit Doll for Football Fan

Date Posted: 18:21:23 10/22/05 Sat
Author: christine
Subject: need a poem for the dammit doll for football

[> Re: need a poem for the dammit doll for football -- jacksmum, 18:43:21 10/22/05 Sat [1]

hi Christine
Hope this helps
Sue

When your team is losing
and their team has the ball
and you certainly disagree
with the umpire's call.
When you want to hit someone
or maybe start to pout
instead take this dammit doll
and whack its stuffing out!
© Sue Pitchfork 2005~

LOL sorry I'm not a football fan so you might need to change umpire to referee or whatever official they use.

[> [> Re: need a poem for the dammit doll for football -- chrsitine, 22:02:43 10/22/05 Sat [1]

Just what I wanted just one thank you a lot
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Postby crafterwannabe » Fri Oct 28, 2005 3:49 am

Poem: Nascar Dammit Doll

Date Posted: 13:07:54 10/23/05 Sun
Author: ginger(lovestodream)
Subject: Nascar Dammit Doll

http://www.warpedworld.org/dammit.html


Nascar Dammit Doll
When you're sitting and watching the Nascar Race
And of your driver, there is no trace......
He's so far behind, he's not even in view......
Don't get depressed.....Here's what to do......
Take this Nascar Dammit Doll, and give it a tug......
And if that don't help, give it a slug...
Wham it, and slam it, and if that doesn't do,
Yell dammit, dammit, and have a brew....cmax

cute! hugs ginger
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Postby crafterwannabe » Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:35 pm

Poem: Bingo Dammit Doll

Date Posted: 19:25:02 10/23/05 Sun
Author: christine
Subject: bingo dammit doll

thank you for all your help
christine

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[> Re: bingo dammit doll -- Debbie from NJ, 21:41:45 10/23/05 Sun [1]

Are you looking for a poem? Here is one I had in my files.

This is a Bingo Dammit Doll
I know you’ll find it nifty
When you need 51
And the caller yells out 50!
When just one number
Is all you’re waiting for
And you hear BINGO
Yelled from across the floor!
When the caller's voice seems
To be going much too fast
And you missed the number
That was shouted last!
You can glare and curse her
even shake her by the toes
And pray next week you win
That’s just how Bingo goes.
So when this game you love
Has you in a flap and jumble
Just flick the dammit doll
And send her for a tumble.
© Sue Pitchfork~
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Postby crafterwannabe » Mon Mar 26, 2007 2:22 am

Darn-It Doll Poem for Those in Business with Customers

Date Posted: 18:42:03 03/12/07 Mon
Author: BarbS in NY
Subject: Desperate need of a New Darn-it doll Poem, soon....

HELP! I'm in desperate need of a darn-it doll poem that was made for someone in the insurance industry. My mind is drawing total blanks! They are involved in a company that has policies for life, boats, auto, homeowners, health.

Any help would greatly be appreciated!!!!
THANKS!

[> Re: Desperate need of a New Darn-it doll Poem, soon.... -- katieangelamber, 20:52:36 03/12/07 Mon [1]

When customers drive you crazy
And stress is running your life
Just use this darn-it doll
To vanquish all that strife
Give it a mighty throw
Or maybe a smack or two
Then I think you'll find
That you'll feel better too
katieangelamber©2007

[> Re: Desperate need of a New Darn-it doll Poem, soon.... -- barbS, 07:09:03 03/13/07 Tue [1]

PRICELESS!!!!!
Thank you so much!!!!!!
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Postby crafterwannabe » Mon May 14, 2007 5:03 pm

Dammit Doll Poem for Middle School Teacher

Date Posted: 15:30:05 04/19/07 Thu
Author: Terry
Subject: Needed Teacher Dammit Doll Poem

Our reading coach would like to give her middle school reading teachers a dammit doll. I can make her the dolls, but I just can't come up with a poem. Any ideas? Thanks.

[> Re: Needed Teacher Dammit Doll Poem -- Terry, 15:24:05 04/23/07 Mon [1]

Thanks Crafty, You hit the nail on the head! By any chance do you work in a middle school? LOL! Don't worry about spelling or grammar I'm sure Clair will whip out her trusty red pen and mark it up before I do the final tag.
Thanks again, Terry

[> [> Re: Needed Teacher Dammit Doll Poem -- Crafty Me2, 15:30:42 04/23/07 Mon [1]

Terry,
Happy you will be able to use it, yup, I was (past tense) a Middle School Teacher! Enjoyed the kids and my job, but retirement is absolutelly...SUPER!
LOL ;)Crafty Me2

[> Re: Needed Teacher Dammit Doll Poem -- Shirttails, 16:35:10 04/23/07 Mon [1]

Ha! Ha! Ha! ROTFL I was an elementary school teacher for 33 years and that sure fits my 8 and 9 year olds. I loved my job until I walked out the door and I never realized what was on the other side. I absolutely love retirement!!!!!!!

[> Re: Needed Teacher Dammit Doll Poem -- Terry, 20:29:28 04/20/07 Fri [1]

Thanks, Crafter, These poems are great, but I was hoping for something for the older age group. Does anyone have any poems for thoses mean middle school kids. LOL. TIA

[> [> Re: Needed Teacher Dammit Doll Poem -- Crafty Me2, 23:50:43 04/20/07 Fri [1]

Terry,
Are you sure you want to have the Reading teachers inspect all the grammar and puntuation errors? LOL ;)Crafty Me2

How often have you felt the need to pull out...all of your hair,
Or perhaps, it even gets worse and you really want to swear!
Hold on, you know better, that’s not the thing to do,
Especially if you want to keep your job and not look...for something new!
Middle School’s, the age, where they wear you patience thin,
The kids can really be “squirrely” and they all have an evil twin!
One minute it seems, they can be just as sweet as pie,
The next moment, you can tell, they’re ready to tell a lie!
But as the day progresses and you feel like you’re gonna lose it,
Find a private place, where your temper can cool down a bit!
This “dammit” doll is just the thing, you can use to express,
To relieve all the tension and get rid of all your stress!
© Crafty Me2 2007
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Postby crafterwannabe » Thu Apr 22, 2010 3:15 am

Dammit Doll for Woman in Labor

Date Posted: 15:51:40 03/20/10 Sat
Author: Virginia from Pa
Subject: Dammit doll poem needed

Hi
I am going to a baby shower tomorrow & have made a dammit doll for the ecpectant mother to use while in labor. I had a poem to go with this but now I can't find it. Can anyone tell me where to find it or write a new poem for me? Thanks so much for your help.
Hugs
Virginia

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Re: Dammit doll poem needed -- crafterwannabe, 23:25:36 03/20/10 Sat [1]

Found this in the archives posted by Jazbo:
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Re: washcloth lollipops -- jazbo, 13:26:35 06/17/03 Tue [1]

I forgot to mention that I was going to give DIL a Labor Dammit doll. Gingersnap wrote the following poem to go with it:

When the labor pains begin,
And you're finding it harder to grin...
Take this doll & squeeze it tight
Do this with all of your might.
And if this doesn't seem to help,
Slam it, & whack it, & give out a yelp!
---Gingersnap

Re: Dammit doll poem needed -- Virginia from Pa, 08:41:18 03/21/10 Sun [1]

Thanks so much. That is the one I remember using for my DD. I get so mad at myself when I can't find things.
Hugs
Virginia
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Postby crafterwannabe » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:00 am

Dog-Gone-It Dog Poems

Date Posted: 23:16:16 05/31/10 Mon
Author: Carol Klee
Subject: dog gone it dog poem

Help!!!! I've searched the archives looking for my poem written by Sue Pitchfork for my Dog-Gone-It dog. I've searched my craft room also. ( Since my kids moved back home, I can't find anything.) Can anyone help me locate it? It has to be be in a group with the damn it dolls.

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[> Re: dog gone it dog poem -- crafterwannabe, 23:51:47 05/31/10 Mon [1]

Just wanted you to know that I just looked quickly in the archives and couldn't find exactly what you describe. But here is one thread for dammit doll poems. I even checked the other archived links shown and didn't see it but maybe your eye can pick it up. (Unfortunately the link to Shirley's old original archives page was deleted after her passing.) Maybe Sue will look in and be able to help you.
Note: Link deleted since it referred back to this thread.

[> Re: dog gone it dog poem -- Carol Klee, 10:54:43 06/01/10 Tue [1]

Thank you but it's not what I wanted. Although it gave me some new ideas. Still looking for the dog poem though.

[> Re: dog gone it dog poem -- Carol Klee, 11:18:18 06/03/10 Thu [1]

I found my poem.

When things aren't going just as planned
And nerves are getting frayed
Don't scream and shout or jump about
Take this little dog I made
He doesn't mind you thumping him
Or throwing him around a bit
So as you do let off your steam
By shouting out Dog Gone It!
© 0404 Yvonne Lowther


[> Re: dog gone it dog poem -- Carol Klee, 11:23:42 06/03/10 Thu [1]

And the other poem...I knew there was 2

Dog Gone It, nothing's going right,
I feel so angry and really so up tight.
So, I'll take this little dog and toss him in the air,
Mumble under my breathe as it's not polite to swear.
"Dog Gone It," I'll yell as I twist around his head,
Until I'm feeling better then I'll hug it instead.
© Sue Pitchfork


[> Re: dog gone it dog poem -- jacksmum, 18:00:32 06/03/10 Thu [1]

LOL I'd forgotten all about that poem Poor little doggy

[> Re: dog gone it dog poem -- crafterwannabe, 23:37:28 06/04/10 Fri [1]

Carol, I'm so happy you found the poems. I've double-checked and they are not in the archives so it will be good to include them now. Thanks for posting them!
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