Daily Giggles

Daily Giggles

Attach the poem label to a clean empty jar.  Cut apart the giggles below, fold or roll if desired and place them in the jar.  Kids will love this.  For adults, consider the Joke Jar.

Please send your giggles to add!

Daily Giggles

 

Giggles!

Did you hear about the dog that ate roasted garlic?  His bark was worse than his bite!

How can you tell a girl moose from a boy moose?  From it's moostache.

How can you help a sick bird?  Give it first aid tweetment.

Have you ever hunted bear?  No, but I've gone fishing in my shorts.

What's the best cure for a mother's headache?  Send the kids out to play.

What do you do if an elephant charges you?  Pay him!

How do you stop a rhino from charging?  Take away his credit card.

How do  you get down from an elephant?  You don't, you get down from a duck!

What has 18 legs and catches flies?  A baseball team.

When does a cart come before a horse?  In the dictionary.

What is the center of gravity?  The letter "V"!

What has four eyes but can't see?  Mississippi

Why did the girl turn in her math book?  It had too many problems.

What do you call a crate full of ducks?  A box of quackers!

Game Warden:  Don't you know you can't fish without a permit?
Boy:  That's okay.  I'm doing just fine with worms.

What occurs once in a minute, twice in moment and never in a day?  The letter "M".

What kind of fur do you get from a bull?  As fur as you can get!

Does your shirt have holes in it?  No, then how do you put it on?

What did one tonsil say to the other?  Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out.

What goes "putt, putt, putt, putt"?  A bad golfer.

I can stay underwater for 10 minutes. 
When challenged, hold a glass of water over your head and stand under it.

Why did the soccer team bring string to the game?  So they could tie the game.

What kind of frog can jump higher than a telephone pole.
Any kind... telephone poles can't jump.