Chocolate Cure-Alls

Chocolate Sayings
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For a Chocolate Sayings Jar add a few mini wrapped chocolates in the jar with cut apart chocolate saying strips.  Laminate label to jar and decorate lid.

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Part One of Three
Part Two
Part Three

1. A balanced diet consists of items from the five major food groups: dairy, grains, meats, fruits/vegetables, and chocolate.
2. A cheeky chimp chucked cheap chocolate chips in the cheap chocolate chip shop.
3. A chocolate bar is better than a gold bar.
4. A chocolate in the mouth is worth two in the hand.
5. A chocolate milk mustache is a good sign of the young at heart.
6. A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine.
7. A day without you is like a day without chocolate.
8. A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a friend with chocolate is better.
9. A grandma is admired for her wisdom, patience, understanding and her chocolate chip cookies.
10. A little too much chocolate is just about right.
11. A man found a bottle washed upon the shore. When he opened it a genie popped out who gave him three wishes. He wished for a million dollars and poof... there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible and poof... there was a convertible. Lastly, he wished he could be irresistible to all women and poof... he turned into a box of chocolates.
12. A nice box of chocolate provides your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
13. A Symphony bar is music to my ears.
14. A world without chocolate would be dreary!
15. All a woman needs is a little love and a lot of chocolate.
16. All I really need to know about life I learned at the chocolates counter.
17. All things are better with chocolate.
18. Always keep a smile on your face, a rainbow in your heart, and some chocolate on hand.
19. An apple a day goes down much better if it's covered in chocolate, caramel and nuts.
20. And on the eighth day God created chocolate.
21. Another deep breath take, and do without that chocolate cake!  NOT!
22. Anything is good and useful if it is made of chocolate.
23. Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate.
24. Apples are nice, but give me chocolate. -- Teacher
25. Be an angel, share your chocolate.
26. Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate. -- John Milton, The Devils Advocate
27. Boost the economy. Skip dieting, buy larger clothes, Twinkies, Bon Bons, chocolate...
28. Breaking a candy bar into little pieces, splits all the calories, rendering them harmless.
29. C is for "Chocolate, oh so divine." H is for "Heavenly with wine." O is for "Out of this world treat." C is for "Confections so sweet." O is for "Oh what a taste!" L is for "Losing my waist." A is for "Addiction I adore." T is for "Thin no more." E is for "Eat all I please." "Chocolate"... If only it had no calories! © 2006 by This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it
30. Chocolate and prayer go a long way.
31. Chocolate breaks me out in fat!
32. Chocolate comes with its price. . . control-top pantyhose.
33. Chocolate doesn't make the world go around ... but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!
34. Chocolate goes between the lips and lands on the hips.
35. Chocolate Happens!  (Put with a fudge "pattie", adding in some coconut or nuts for texture. lol)
36. Chocolate... Here today...  Gone today.
37. Chocolate in any language spells love.
38. Chocolate is a natural wonder drug.
39. Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
40. Chocolate is an essential nutrient.
41. Chocolate is better than sex... there's no chance it will get you pregnant!
42. Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
43. Chocolate is my sinsation!
44. Chocolate is my vice, but at least it doesn't give me yellow teeth, smelly clothes and a bad cough.
45. Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.
46. Chocolate is not a substitute for love, but it is sure easier to get.
47. Chocolate is sexy.  Unwrapping it slowly and seductively and pondering it leads up to the pleasure of eating it.
48. Chocolate is sinsational and fattest-thighing! 
49. Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is!
50. Chocolate is the eighth wonder of the world.
51. Chocolate is the food group they don't tell you about!
52. Chocolate is to die for. Only it's so sinfully good I'd never get to heaven!
53. Chocolate is worth its weight in gold.
54. Chocolate lovers unite!
55. Chocolate lovers unite, but only where there is enough chocolate to go around!
56. Chocolate may not reduce stress but at least having your mouth full will keep you from saying something you'll regret.
57. Chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
58. Chocolate milk is poor man's champagne.
59. Chocolate received as a gift should NOT be shared since the giver intended it for you and could be insulted.
60. Chocolate reduces stress and it's so much quieter than throwing a screaming fit.
61. Chocolate satisfies all my cravings.
62. Chocolate sensation is a sweet temptation.  Resistance is vain and causes much pain so one can mope about and do without or just have a ball and devour it all.
63. Chocolate shrinks my clothes, so I get chocolate and a new wardrobe!
64. Chocolate solves everything!
65. Chocolate tastes better when shared with a friend.
66. Chocolate will make you look like a teenager again.  Your face will break out.
67. Chocolate!  The breakfast of champions!
68. Chocolate. . . it isn't just for breakfast anymore.
69. Chocolate....Just a little something to kill the taste of healthy food.
70. Chocolate...something to crow about!
71. Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!
72. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you like.
73. Crafting is my passion. But chocolate comes in a very close second! (Substitute any hobby.)
74. Dark chocolate is very rich, so enjoy it because it may be the closest to rich you ever get.
75. Dear Lord: So far today, I am doing all right. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self indulgent. I have not whined, bitched, cursed, or eaten any chocolate. I have not charged on my credit card. However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes, and I will need a lot more help after that. Amen
76. Dieter's Prayer  God grant me the serenity to accept the things I should eat, the courage to avoid the things I should not eat, and the wisdom to know that a little chocolate makes it all go down better!
77. Dieting religiously does not mean preying on Sundaes and worshipping chocolate cake.
78. Do Not Disturb: Chocolate fantasy in progress.
79. Do not underestimate the power of the chocolate side of the Force!
80. Don't do drugs... eat chocolate!
81. Don't send me roses, unless they are chocolate!
82. Eat a chocolate before each meal. It will take the edge off your appetite and you will eat less.
83. Eat chocolate.  You never know when it is your last chance!
84. Equal parts of dark chocolate and white chocolate make a balanced diet.
85. Even the Beatles wrote a song about chocolate... It's not a fad!
86. Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
87. Fall into chocolate, it makes life sweeter.
88. First you consume chocolate and then chocolate consumes you.
89. Flowers wilt, jewelry tarnishes, candles burn out, but chocolate doesn't hang around long enough to get old.
90. Food used for medicinal purposes, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake, do not have calories.
91. Forget love! I'd rather fall in chocolate!
92. Forget the fruitcake, give me chocolate.
93. Part Two
94. Part Three

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