Dad Sayings
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Dad Sayings Jar:  Add a few mini wrapped chocolates in the jar with cut apart Dad saying strips.  Laminate label to jar and decorate lid.

  1. Lessons from the University of Dad
    History:  When I was your age. . .
    Law:  As long as you live under my roof you will . . .
    Science:  Do you think money grows on trees?
    Psychology:  Because I said so!

  2. No matter how tall I grow, I will always look up to my Dad.

  3. The best gift a father can give his child is the gift of himself, especially when that child grows up and needs things fixed around the house!

  4. A dad is someone who teaches you to drive the family car and your life.

  5. A father is someone who can't get on the phone, in the bathroom or out of debt.

  6. A father's love warms the hearts of his children forever.

  7. Hop on Pop. We like to hop. We like to hop on Pop!

  8. I'm just as lucky as I can be for the world's best Dad belongs to me!

  9. Dad dreams, he plans,
    he struggles to give us the best.
    His sacrifice is quiet,
    his life is love expressed.

  10. Fathers hope their sons will turn out just like them and worry that they daughters will meet someone who did.

  11. God invented fathers because kids need piggy back rides.

  12. A father and his car keys are soon parted.

  13. A father is someone you can lean on.

  14. A father carries pictures where his money used to be.

  15. Dad's Dream: To one day have enough money to live the way the wife and kids do.

  16. Hell hath no fury like a Dad whose tools are missing.

  17. Blessed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father.

  18. Any guy can be a father.  It takes someone special to be a Daddy.

  19. Any man can be a father, but it takes a real man to change a dirty diaper.

  20. There's a special bathroom in heaven for the father of girls.

  21. A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way.

  22. By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he is wrong!

  23. "Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers." -- Garrison Keillor

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