Housework Sayings
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  1. Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
  2. A woman with an immaculate house and a great dinner on the table is a woman expecting her mother-in-law for dinner.
  3. If birds have little birds
    and fish have little fishes,
    why can't sinks have little sinks
    instead of DIRTY DISHES!!
  4. When you need some time alone, just start washing the dishes!
  5. Dirt Free House.  The dirt is free.
  6. This house is protected by a thin layer of dust.
  7. I'll clean when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum.
  8. Laundry Room: Drop your pants here.
  9. Both of us can't look good.  It's either me or the house.
  10. Our laundry room has the latest dirt!
  11. Men sort their laundry into two piles:  Filthy and filthy but wearable.
  12. Watch for falling killer dust balls!
  13.  If you can’t sweep it once a day, rake it once a week!
  14. Clean houses never last.  Hugs and kisses do.
  15. Housework gives you warts.
  16.  Please don't feed the dust bunnies.
  17. Beware:  Important scientific experiment now in progress inside this fridge!
  18. You can eat off my floor.  It's covered with crumbs.
  19. This house is quarantined due to illness.  I'm sick of cleaning.
  20. Housework is a family affair.  Family messes, mom cleans!
  21. Ring bell for service.  If no one answers do it yourself.
  22. Lord, please pick up my spirits. . . and I could use some help with this house too!
  23. Cleaning and scrubbing can wait,
    for babies grow quickly, it’s just fate.
    So quiet down cobwebs and dust go to sleep.
    I’m rocking my baby cause babies don’t keep.
  24. I don't like 4 letter words:  DUST, IRON, COOK, WASH, MEND, DIET, BAKE....
  25. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! 

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