Snow/Snowmen

Free snow.  Shovel all you want!  (Put on a miniature snow shovel or a yard sign.)

Free Snowmen. Some assembly required.

Life is like a blanket of snow.  Be careful how you step on it.  Every step will show!

My heart belongs to old man winter.

Snowflakes are kisses sent from heaven.

A snowman is the perfect man.  He's very well rounded and comes with his own broom.

Children are like snowflakes.  No two are alike.

Believe in magic!

Snowman Collector. . .Please buy me!

Ready, set, snow!

Help!  My suntan lotion isn't working! (with snowman beginning to drip)

I need a higher SPF!

I'm losing my head!

Snowmen keep a cool head!

I just love a good blizzard!

Cold twigs, warm heart!  (Use on snowman with twig arms and painted heart.)

Cold hands, warm heart! (Can put gloves on this snowman and painted heart)

Cold nose, warm heart!

Snowmen have cold hands but warm hearts.

Snowmen have cold feet but warm hearts.

I love snowy days, frosty nights and warm hearts.

Take time to chase the snowflakes.

It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection.

My heart belongs to Frosty. (Put this with a snow girl.)

Home is where the snow falls.

My heart is where the snow falls.

Winter is snow much fun!

Let it Snow!

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. . . somewhere else!

There's no man like a snowman.

There's no buddy like a snowbuddy.

There's no people like snow people.

Snowmen are cool!

It's so hot!

How does the person who drives the snow plow get to work in the morning?

Hey funny guy, made of flakes from the sky.

Closed for the season! Reason? Freezin!

Families are forever. Love doesn’t melt. (Put with a family of snowmen.)

Made in the cold by the warmth of young hearts.

Snowballs for sale. . .going quick. . .only while supplies last!

Snowballs for sale -- our hottest seller!

Snowflakes 4 Sale!

Flakes 4 Sale! (Put with goofy snowmen)

Snow Cone Sale 5 cents!

Snowballs for sale

Flakes 5 (cents)

Snowballs 2 cents

Snow kisses 10 cents

Beware!  Melting Zone!

Snowbirds welcome  (Put a bird on a snowman.)

Snowed Inn   Vacancy!  (Put on a birdhouse.)

The great thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors.

The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists.

Flakies R Us

Snowmen are flaky.

We're all just a little bit flaky.

Some of my friends are a little flaky!

Some of my best friends are flakes.

Sleds 4 Rent

Snowmen aren't forever, but their memories are.

I grow in snow.

Snowman names: Fluffy, Flaky, Chilly, Flurry, Blitzy, Fridgy, Nippy, Snowy, Coney (with ice cream cone hat), Icy, Freezy, Frosty, Sparkles, Glitter, Glitzy, Drifter, Crystal, Twinkles, Cool Hand Luke.

Snowman Couples:  Willy Melt and Betty Will, Mr. Blizzard and Mrs. Shivers,  Frosty and Luvinit, Shimmer and Glimmer

Snowman's Prayer: Please freeze! Amen

Snow happens.

Snowed under.

Starlight, star bright. Protect our snowman overnight.

Starlight, star bright. Please don't let me melt tonight.

Star light, star bright, wish upon a star tonight.
Let it snow and snow all night, so school's let out by morning light.

There’s snow place like home.

In the meadow, we can build a snowman.

I believe in snow angels. (Put wings on a snowman.)

Snow Thyme! (Snowman with herbs)

A snowman is love and laughter all rolled up into one.

Don't worry I'll come back some day.

Wanted: Magic hat.

Where is my magic hat?

Our kids are a chip off the old ice block!

You do the cooking. I can't go near the stove. (On a snowman with apron or on a snowman with fork and spoon)

It takes the young at heart to make a snowman from a bunch of snowflakes.

There's no business like snow business.

I left my heart in Alaska.

Snowmen melt because they have no water retention.

Snowmen fall from heaven unassembled.

Welcome snow!

Hail to the snowmen!

Snowmen melt my heart.

Snowmen are a bunch of flakes!

Snowflakes are some of nature's most fragile things, but just look what happens when they stick together.

Got snow?

I'd melt for you.

I melt over you.

Snow is my life.

North Pole or melt!

North Pole or bust!

Sunshine melts snowmen's hearts.

Snowmen fall from heaven one flake at a time.

Will work for snow.

Will work for freezer space.

Hug your snowman.  It's cold out there!

Hug a snowman. It's a cold world out there.

I wish shoveling snow was like scooping ice cream: Your choice, one scoop or two.

Snowbuddy loves you as much as me.

A carrot and some coal, to make a winter friend add snow.

Accessorize!  Accessorize!  Accessorize!

Whenever a snowman melts away
A snow angel is added to heaven that day.

It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.

Flurries forever.

It's snow time!

Think snow!

Winter is the best of the four seasons.

Be a jolly, happy soul!

You know you've made it when they write a song about you.

Don't get too much sun!

Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

It's fun to hang out in your front yard

It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.

Snow guards for hire!

There's no stopping you once you're on a roll.

There's nothing better that a foul weather friend.

Wearing white is always appropriate

We're all made up of mostly water.

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

Snowfolk Welcome

Did I hear someone say snow?

God bless snowmen.

I'm dreaming of a white winter!

Snow Ice Cream 1/2 c heavy cream, 4T sugar, 1t vanilla
Whip cream. Mix in sugar & vanilla. Place snow in a large bowl and add cream mixture. If desired drizzle with chocolate syrup.

May all your days be happy and bright
And may all your Christmases be white.

Frosty, in this blizzard I can't go out today.
Won't you come inside with me and play?

To make a winter friend
Find a carrot and some coal.
Gather up your friends
And roll a bunch of snow!

I made a snowman round and fat,
And on his head I put a hat,
He sat out in the sun all day,
And slowly melted all away,
But I can tell just where he sat,
Because he didn't take his hat.

The snow is always whiter on the other side of the snow fence.

Snow angels bless the winter.

Old snowmen never die, they just melt away.

I used to be snow white, but I drifted.

There's nothing like warm hearts on a snowy day.

Like snowflakes, no two angels are alike.

Snowflakes are beautiful, pure and white
and like God's children, no two are alike.

Sleigh Parking Only -- Others will be snowballed.

Sleigh Parking Only -- Others will be snowed.

A snowy winter brings a plentiful harvest.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk while it's still snowing

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?    A: Frostbite!

Melting Contest (picture with snowmen) Add comments like: Last year's winner never returns. Oh no, I don’t want to win. I'm losing my head! I'll be back! Love doesn't melt.

Snowmen Headquarters, Ice Skate Rental, Ski Lift, Lodge (Put with directional pointing signs on a post. Paint a snowman on it.)

Season of white, cold the night
Stars shine bright, all is right.

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!

Snowflakes wanted!