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Sent: Sunday, May 18, 2003 10:15 AM
Subject: Fish sayings
A smelly fisherman and the best catch of
his life live here
Teach a man to fish and you can sell him
fishing equipment
Fishing Rules:
I drive the boat
Bait your own hook
Clean your own fish
Tell your own lies
Hey!
Nice fish you caught,
Can I use it for bait?
Want the weekend to yourself?
Tell hubby that you heard the fish are
biting.
Count my jewelry as his boat!
You're wasting time if you're not fishing
All my life I have fished,
I am a happy man!
If my hat is gone,
I'm fishing!
I took my wife fishing,
ONCE!
I fish only on days that end with "Y"
Not fishing seven days makes one
weak.
My rod and my reel, they comfort me.
St. Line: 10 lb. test
Retirement:
Fishing yesterday, today and tomorrow!
The good, the bad and the ugly go fishing!
Excuse to fish all day?
Run out of gas and forget your paddle!
Works!
Magic chant:
Fishy, fishy in the sea,
Come and bite this hook for me.
