Armchair Quarterback Survival Kit

Purchase a new empty gallon paint can from your local paint or hardware store.  Fill it with snacks that store well like pepperoni sticks, summer sausage, beef jerky, cheese, crackers, popcorn, candy, etc.  Don't forget the Bad Call Brick!  You could also add a pizza gift certificate or even the pizza sale coupons that come in the mail.  And if you really want to jazz it up add the Tylenol and Tums.  Decorate the can with football fabric or logos of your favorite team.  Do a search on the web for your team.  Add the Armchair Quarterback Survival Kit poem.