Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me and at this time of year we all could use a little calm.  By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace..... The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started".  So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Jacob's Creek, the Bailey's, Kailua and Green Chartreuse, a box of Cadbury's Roses, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake, some nacho chips and some mini-pizzas. You have no idea how good I feel... You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...