Why? Because I said so, that's why!	I'm going to give you until the count of three!
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.	I don't know is NOT an answer.
I would never have talked to my mother like that!	I'm not running a taxi cab service.
If your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?	Someday your face will freeze like that!
Money doesn't grow on trees.	It hurts me more than it hurts you.
Were you born in a barn?  Shut the door!	Go ask your dad.
I'm not talking just to hear myself talk!	Do you think I was born yesterday?
Always wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.	I hope someday when you have kids they're just like you, then you'll know!
In my time, we never...	Tim, Pat, Chris, Fido... whatever your name is...
You must get that from your father.	Do you want your mouth washed out with soap?
You'll thank me one day.	Eat your dinner.  Kids in China are starving.
Are you stupid?  Don't get smart with me.	This is for your own good!
It's simple... I'm the mom and you're the kid.	No one ever said life was fair.
What did I just tell you?	Just wait 'til your father gets home!
What part of NO don't you understand?	I'll give you something to cry about!
You'll be sorry someday!	Read my lips....N...O.
Do I look like your maid?	You'll be just like me one day.
Who do you think you're talking to? Do I look like one of your friends!	What the HELL did I say!
EXCUSE ME!!!!	Park It!!!
I can't wait to tell your children!	Pay backs are hell!!
Do I look as stupid as you think I am?	Be careful...Don't do that...Stop it...
Mark my words, you're going to hurt yourself!	I don't feel like spending the night in the emergency room!
Mabel, Mabel if you're able...keep your elbows off the table.	Call someone who cares.
Cork the whine!	When you grow up you can make the rules.
What do you think? I get it for free?	Well, I'm not their mom.
Do you think your father owns the electric company?	How can it be that hard to change toilet paper?? Even a chimp can do it!
Are you paying for it with your good looks?	What's wrong with your legs?
If it's worth doing, do it right the first time.	I'm cold.  Put on a sweater.
I must be talking to the wall!	You've decided to bless us with your company?
You want me to pay how much to put someone's name on your butt?	How did you pour yourself into that?  And where's the rest of it?
I only nag because I love you!	I love you no matter what...