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the Hill Voo Doo Doll
List as a Collection © 1999 Shirley Thomas CraftSayings.com
First appeared in 01/99 Newsletter)
We're all another year
older but now we can do something about it!! Just stick a pin in
the ailment and see what happens. Actually, I confess, it didn't
work for me. I'm still creaking! But they are cute and a lot
Make your own doll or purchase one. I happened to
already have a muslin bunny.
Draw the face on with fine-tip
Write on the ailments.
As you will notice, some ailments are specific to the
ladies and some to the gentlemen, so use appropriately. Most are for both. Try to
place in appropriate spots where possible.
Glue a tuft of
Spanish moss to top of head for "gray hair". Add a bow for
the lady and a felt hat for the man.
Draw a heart. Stick a few bead head pins in
Here is my list of
ailments. Let me know if you have more to add.
Oh what to do! I've got age spots, arthritis, B.O., back ache,
balding, bi-focals, bloating, bowel problems, cellulite, charlie horse,
constipation, crankiness, crow's feet, dentures, double chin, double
vision, flab, flabby arms, flabby muscles, flabby thighs, foot in mouth,
forgetfulness, gas, gout, gray hair, grumpiness, hallucinations, hang
nails, hard hearing, head ache, heart burn, hemorrhoids, hernia, high
blood pressure, high cholesterol, hot flashes, hypertension,
incompetence, incontinence, ingrown toenails, impotence, jumpy legs,
laugh lines, leaky bladder, liver spots, menopause, mental block, more
cellulite, near-sightedness, old timer's disease, old war injury, pot
belly, prostate problems, receding hairline, saggy breasts, sagging
buttocks, scaly skin, selective hearing, senility, slipped disc,
smoker's cough, sore feet, spare tire (Dunlap), spring fever, stiff
joints, stiff neck, stubbornness, swollen ankles, tennis elbow, toe
fungus, trick knee, varicose veins, wandering mind, warts, weight gain,
winter blues and wrinkles! I really need an Over the Hill