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Attach the poem label to a clean empty jar. Cut apart the giggles
below, fold or roll if desired and place them in the jar. Kids will
love this. For adults, consider the
Please send your giggles to add!
Did you hear about the dog
that ate roasted garlic? His bark was worse than his bite!
How can you tell a girl
moose from a boy moose? From it's moostache.
How can you help a sick
bird? Give it first aid tweetment.
Have you ever hunted bear?
No, but I've gone fishing in my shorts.
What's the best cure for a
mother's headache? Send the kids out to play.
What do you do if an
elephant charges you? Pay him!
How do you stop a rhino
from charging? Take away his credit card.
How do you get down
from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck!
What has 18 legs and
catches flies? A baseball team.
When does a cart come
before a horse? In the dictionary.
What is the center of
gravity? The letter "V"!
What has four eyes but
can't see? Mississippi
Why did the girl turn in
her math book? It had too many problems.
What do you call a crate
full of ducks? A box of quackers!
Game Warden: Don't
you know you can't fish without a permit?
Boy: That's okay. I'm doing just fine with worms.
What occurs once in a
minute, twice in moment and never in a day? The letter "M".
What kind of fur do you get
from a bull? As fur as you can get!
Does your shirt have holes
in it? No, then how do you put it on?
What did one tonsil say to
the other? Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out.
What goes "putt, putt,
putt, putt"? A bad golfer.
I can stay underwater for
When challenged, hold a glass of water over your head and stand under it.
Why did the soccer team
bring string to the game? So they could tie the game.
What kind of frog can jump
higher than a telephone pole.
Any kind... telephone poles can't jump.