Take time to smell the coffee.
With enough coffee, anything is
Instant human. Just add coffee.
All the coffee in Columbia won't
make me a morning person
If it weren't for coffee, I'd have
absolutely no personality whatsoever!
Don't criticize my coffee. You may
be old and weak one day.
My blood type is Folgers.
My blood type is Maxwell.
My blood type is coffee.
I love you a latte.
You are the cream in my coffee.
I drink coffee for your
Is it coffee yet?
Some things in life are better
rich. . . coffee, chocolate, men.
I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm
Wake up and smell the coffee.
Is there life before coffee?
There is no life before coffee.
There is life after coffee!
Is there life before coffee? There
is NO life before coffee. There is life AFTER coffee!
Never stand between me and my
I found my perfect man: Mr.
I won't be seen, 'til I get my
I don't have a problem with
caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine!
No questions until I've had my
second cup of coffee!
On the eighth day God created
Give me coffee and no one gets
Where's my computer server? I need
My husband gives me lots of rings.
. . coffee rings, soap rings, toilet rings. . .
Hangover Breakfast -- Tomato
juice, black coffee, 2 raw eggs, aspirin, and our sympathy.
There has never been a better
office communication system than the coffee break!
Mothers are those wonderful people
who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.
The four food groups: Coffee, Ice
Cream, Beer, Pizza
Retirement: World’s longest coffee
Retirement is one great big giant
Good communication is as
stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.
If this is coffee, please bring me
some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. -- Abraham
We've shared a coffee and a chat
As friends so often do,
So when you brew this single cup
Imagine I am there with you!
(Give with single serving coffee packet.)
(Substitute "some tea" for "a coffee" & give with tea bag.)
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet
and warm. -- Dutch Proverb
Moderately drunk, coffee removes
vapours from the brain, occasioned by fumes of wine, or other strong
liquors; eases pains in the head, prevents sour belchings, and provokes
appetite. -- England's Happiness Improved (1699)
It is disgusting to note the
increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects and the amount of
money that goes out of the country in consequence. Everybody is using
coffee. If possible this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.
His Majesty was brought up on beer, and so were his officers. Many
battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer; and the
King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be depended upon
to endure hardships or to beat his enemies in case of ... another war.
-- Frederick the Great (1712-1786)
As soon as coffee is in your
stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move...similes
arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to
be a struggle. -- Honoré de Balzac (1799-1859)
Coffee should be black as night,
hot as hell and strong as love. -- A saying from the American South
Coffee leads men to trifle away
their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little
base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle of water. --
The Women's Petition Against Coffee, 1674
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal (tm):
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Thy Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mocha forever.