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Confucius Fortunes
Compiled & many originals by shirleyt@craftsayings.com
Collection 1972 - 2003 by Shirley Thomas @ CraftSayings.com

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  1. Confucius say:  Man who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
  2. Confucius say:  Man who stand on toilet get high on pot.
  3. Confucius say:  Man who run in front of car get tired.
  4. Confucius say:  Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  5. Confucius say:  Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  6. Confucius say:  Man who tells one too many light bulb joke soon burn out.
  7. Confucius say:  Man who sit on tack get point.
  8. Confucius say:  Man who live in glass house should change in basement.
  9. Confucius say:  Man who want pretty nurse got to be patient.
  10. Confucius say:  Man who keep nose to grindstone end up with pointy nose.
  11. Confucius say:  Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloon.
  12. Confucius say:  Man who listen for train with head on track likely to get splitting headache.
  13. Confucius say:  Man who jump through screen door likely to strain himself.
  14. Confucius say:  Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
  15. Confucius say:  Man who cook carrots and peas in same pot not eat from pot.
  16. Confucius say:  Man who guess woman's age may be smart, but not very bright.
  17. Confucius say:  Man who throws dirt loses ground.
  18. Confucius say:  Man with unchecked parachute likely to jump to conclusion.
  19. Confucius say:  Man with one chopstick go hungry.
  20. Confucius say:  Wise man get clean in hot water.
  21. Confucius say:  Wise man make sure words touch wisdom tooth on way out of mouth.
  22. Confucius say:  Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
  23. Confucius say:  Wise man never eat yellow snow.
  24. Confucius say:  Naked man fears no pick pocket.
  25. Mrs. Confucius say:  Confucius is confusing!

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