Confucius Fortunes
Compiled & many originals by shirleyt@craftsayings.com
Collection © 1972 - 2003 by Shirley Thomas @ CraftSayings.com

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1. Confucius say:  Man who eats crackers in bed get crummy sleep.
2. Confucius say:  Man who stand on toilet get high on pot.
3. Confucius say:  Man who run in front of car get tired.
4. Confucius say:  Man who run behind car get exhausted.
5. Confucius say:  Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
6. Confucius say:  Man who tells one too many light bulb joke soon burn out.
7. Confucius say:  Man who sit on tack get point.
8. Confucius say:  Man who live in glass house should change in basement.
9. Confucius say:  Man who want pretty nurse got to be patient.
10. Confucius say:  Man who keep nose to grindstone end up with pointy nose.
11. Confucius say:  Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloon.
12. Confucius say:  Man who listen for train with head on track likely to get splitting headache.
13. Confucius say:  Man who jump through screen door likely to strain himself.
14. Confucius say:  Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
15. Confucius say:  Man who cook carrots and peas in same pot not eat from pot.
16. Confucius say:  Man who guess woman's age may be smart, but not very bright.
17. Confucius say:  Man who throws dirt loses ground.
18. Confucius say:  Man with unchecked parachute likely to jump to conclusion.
19. Confucius say:  Man with one chopstick go hungry.
20. Confucius say:  Wise man get clean in hot water.
21. Confucius say:  Wise man make sure words touch wisdom tooth on way out of mouth.
22. Confucius say:  Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
23. Confucius say:  Wise man never eat yellow snow.
24. Confucius say:  Naked man fears no pick pocket.
25. Mrs. Confucius say:  Confucius is confusing!

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