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Lessons from the University of Dad
History: When I was
your age. . .
Law: As long as you
live under my roof you will . . .
Science: Do you think
money grows on trees?
Psychology: Because I
said so!
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No matter how tall I grow, I will
always look up to my Dad.
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The best gift a father can give his
child is the gift of himself, especially when that child grows up
and needs things fixed around the house!
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A dad is someone who teaches you to
drive the family car and your life.
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A father is someone who can't get on
the phone, in the bathroom or out of debt.
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A father's love warms the hearts of
his children forever.
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Hop on Pop. We like to hop. We like
to hop on Pop!
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I'm just as lucky as I can be for the
world's best Dad belongs to me!
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Dad dreams, he plans,
he struggles to give us the best.
His sacrifice is quiet,
his life is love expressed.
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Fathers hope their sons will turn out
just like them and worry that they daughters will meet someone who
did.
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God invented fathers because kids
need piggy back rides.
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A father and his car keys are soon
parted.
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A father is someone you can lean on.
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A father carries pictures where his
money used to be.
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Dad's Dream: To one day have enough
money to live the way the wife and kids do.
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Hell hath no fury like a Dad whose
tools are missing.
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Blessed is the man who hears many gentle voices call
him father.
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Any guy can be a father.
It takes someone special to be a Daddy.
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Any man can be a father, but it takes
a real man to change a dirty diaper.
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There's a special bathroom in heaven
for the father of girls.
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A father is neither an anchor to hold
us back, nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love
shows us the way.
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By the time a man realizes that maybe
his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he is wrong!
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"Children can find other
children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers." --
Garrison Keillor
