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- Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
- A woman with an immaculate house and a great dinner on the
table is a woman expecting her mother-in-law for dinner.
- If birds have little birds
and fish have little fishes,
why can't sinks have little sinks
instead of DIRTY DISHES!!
- When you need some time alone, just start washing the
- Dirt Free House. The
dirt is free.
- This house is protected by a thin layer of dust.
- I'll clean when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum.
- Laundry Room: Drop your pants here.
- Both of us can't look good.
It's either me or the house.
- Our laundry room has the latest dirt!
- Men sort their laundry into two piles:
Filthy and filthy but wearable.
- Watch for falling killer dust balls!
you canít sweep it once a day, rake it once a week!
- Clean houses never last.
Hugs and kisses do.
- Housework gives you warts.
don't feed the dust bunnies.
- Beware: Important
scientific experiment now in progress inside this fridge!
- You can eat off my floor.
It's covered with crumbs.
- This house is quarantined due to illness.
I'm sick of cleaning.
- Housework is a family affair.
Family messes, mom cleans!
- Ring bell for service.
If no one answers do it yourself.
- Lord, please pick up my spirits. . . and I could use some
help with this house too!
- Cleaning and scrubbing can wait,
for babies grow quickly, itís just fate.
So quiet down cobwebs and dust go to sleep.
Iím rocking my baby cause babies donít keep.
- I don't like 4 letter words:
DUST, IRON, COOK, WASH, MEND, DIET, BAKE....
- A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
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