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$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded
quarterly for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 - by which
time it will be worth nothing. Might as well spend it now!
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A "Free Gift" is a redundancy, until tax,
shipping and handling are charged, then it's not free!
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A bank is a place that will lend you money
only after it proves you don't need it.
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A bargain is something you can't use at a
price you can't resist.
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A bargain is something you will never be able
to use at a price you were unable to resist.
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A budget is a methodical way of going broke.
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A cat is the only real love money can buy.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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A fool and his money are fun to
date !
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A fool and his money are invited
places.
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A fool and his money are soon partying.
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A fool and his money were lucky to get
together in the first place.
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a
cash advance.
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A man is rich according to what
he is... not
according to what he has!
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A penny saved is a penny taxed.
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A penny saved is a penny you can spend on
crafts. ( sub fishing, golf clubs, chocolate, etc.)
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A penny saved is ridiculous!
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A person can have more brains than money but
not for long.
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A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend. A successful woman is who can find such a man.
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A woman's place is in the mall.
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Ability is the poor man's wealth.
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After a visit to the beach, it's hard to
believe that we live in a material world. ~Pam Shaw
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All the wealth of the world could not buy you
a friend, nor pay you for the loss of one.
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All you really need in life is love and a few
major credit cards.
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Another person's secret is like
another person's money....
You are not as careful with it as you are with your
own.
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Anyone who lives within their means suffers
from a lack of imagination.
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Anything is possible with love. . . and a
major credit card.
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As a child, a library card takes you to
exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
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Ask your purse what you should buy.
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Barbie is the name. Shopping is the game.
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Barogue: Out of monet.
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Be careful how you handle this card. There is
lots of money for you inside. Sorry, just an inside joke!
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Beautiful to look at and lovely to hold, but
if you break it consider it sold!
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Before you borrow money from a friend, decide
which you need the most, because you usually end up with only one or the
other.
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Better to eat vegetables and fear no
creditors, than eat duck and hide from them. -- The Talmud
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Blessed are the coupon clippers, for they
shall be redeemed.
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Born free. Now I'm expensive.
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Born free...taxed to death.
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Born to be free, or at least until the money
runs out.
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Born to Garage Sale!
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Born to shop, forced to work to support it.
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Born to shop, not mop.
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Born to yard sale!
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Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't
expect it back.
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But Honey, we can afford it! I just sold your
truck! (computer, fishing gear, golf clubs, etc.)
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By the time I have money to burn, my fire will
have burnt out.
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Can I pay my Master Card with my VISA?
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Car sickness is the feeling you get when the
monthly payment is due.
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Cheapness doesn't come free.
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Collector of useless, worthless,
can't-find-a-place-for, don't-need-it, bargain finds and proud of it!
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Coupon clipping saves some people right into
the poorhouse.
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Credit giveth and the repo guy taketh away!
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Deck the halls, then off to the malls.
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Deferred joys purchased by sacrifice are
always the sweetest.
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Designated shopper!
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Direction in my life means deciding which road
to take to the mall.
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Don't spend money you haven't earned to buy
things you don't need to impress people you don't like.
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Dough is the wrong name for money. Dough
sticks to your hands.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes you
healthy, wealthy and boring!
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Ever notice that people who spend money on
beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke
and not feeling well?
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Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him
money.
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Friendship is like money. . .
easier made than kept
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Garage Sale Goddess!
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Garage Sale Junkie
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Getting money is like digging with a needle.
Spending it is like water soaking into sand. -- Japanese Proverb
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Girls just want to have funds!
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Give me the luxuries in life....I can live
without the necessities!
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God gives, the Treasury takes.
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Gone antiquing. Will return some day.
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Happiness can't buy money. -- Bob Hope
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The sun shines on the rich and the poor alike.
But when it comes to rain, the rich have better umbrellas.
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He who obtains has nothing. He who scatters
has everything.
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Home is where you keep your stuff while you're
out buying more stuff.
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I always have more month at the end of the
money.
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I am having an out of money experience.
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I am woman, see me shop!
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I belong to Mallaholic Anonymous, but I
shopped around for the best group.
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I breathe, therefore I shop.
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I can't go home. I still have money.
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I don’t lend money. It causes amnesia.
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I have enough money to last forever or until I
need to buy something.
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I like my money right where I can see it...
hanging in my closet.
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I like shopping a la cart.
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I need a new man. I broke my last one.
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I need a richer husband or cheaper tastes.
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I want it all and I want it delivered!
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a
dollar, because then, I'd have all my money back.
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I wish the buck would stop here. I could use
a few.
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If deficit spending is good enough for the
government, it's good enough for me.
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If men liked shopping, they'd call it market
research.
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If money is a curse,
then may God smite me with it!
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If money won't make you happy, you won't like
poverty either.
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If only it were as much fun making money as
spending it!
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If you can't shop with the big dogs, stay out
of the malls.
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If you lend someone a few bucks
and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it!
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try
missing a couple of car payments.
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If you want to feel rich, just count all of
the things you have that money can't buy.
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I'm a luxury few can afford.
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I'm a Mallaholic.
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I'm living life to the credit limit.
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may
almost be said to be living apart. -- e. e. cummings
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I'm not broke. I'm financially challenged.
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I'm proud to be paying taxes in the U. S. The
only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. -- Arthur
Godfrey
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I'm sick of housework, dishes and mopping. I'm
leaving it for you. . . I'm going shopping! shirleyt
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I'm so poor I can't even pay attention.
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I'm suffering from Mallzheimer's disease. I go
to the mall and forget where I parked my car.
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In the old days a man who saved money was a
miser; nowadays he's a wonder.
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Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime
can still be used as a screwdriver.
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Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for
the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
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It is an unfortunate human failing that a full
pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach. ~Franklin Delano
Roosevelt
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It was time to go shopping and I didn’t know
what to do. I wanted to get something perfect and as special as you! As I sat
there in a panic the answer came in a flash, along with warm loving thoughts
just give you cold hard cash! -- Wish I knew the author!
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It's not hard to meet
expenses...they're everywhere.
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It's not how much we have but
how much we enjoy that makes us happy.
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I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me send
money.
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Just one shopping day left until tomorrow!
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Just when I'm able to make ends meet, someone
moves the ends.
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Lack of money is the root of all evil. --
George Bernard Shaw
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Lean, mean shopping machine!
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Man makes the money, money never makes the
man.
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Many people are like the letter B... in deBt
for no reason at all!
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Men aren't necessities. They are luxuries.
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Part
Two of Money Sayings
