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Mom stands for mother, NOT Made OF Money!
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Money builds the house, but it takes love to
make it a home.
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Money can buy the perfect dog, but only love
can make his tail wag.
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Money can buy you anything but happiness and
can take you anywhere but heaven!
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Money can’t buy love. But it can rent a very
close imitation.
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Money can't buy friends, but you get a better
class of enemy.
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you
the kind of misery you prefer.
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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes
misery easier to live with!
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Money can't buy love, but it improves your
bargaining position.
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Money can't buy love. But it can help you look
for it in comfort!
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Money doesn't always bring happiness. People
with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
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Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it
enables you to look for it in more places.
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Money doesn't buy happiness, but it helps pay
for the illusion.
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Money doesn't talk, but it seems to be the
universal language everyone understands.
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Money doesn't talk, it swears.
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Money is a lousy way of keeping score.
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Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible
master.
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Money is like unspreadable butter, you try and
spread it but it all lumps together at one end of the bread.
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Money is not everything, usually it is not
even enough.
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Money is the stuff you use when all of your
credit cards are maxxed-out.
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Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the
children in touch.
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Money isn't everything. There's credit cards,
money orders, and travelers checks.
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Money may not grow on trees but it's the root
of all evil.
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Money never made the man. Man made the money.
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Money often costs too much. -- Ralph Waldo
Emerson
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Money talks, but it doesn't listen
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Money talks, I'll not deny. I heard it once.
It said good-bye.
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Money: Parents make it. Kids take it.
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Most women shop all their lives and still have
nothing to wear.
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My credit line is my life line.
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My husband says if I go near the mall again
he's leaving. I'll miss that man!
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My husband says if I go shopping one more
time, he's going to leave. I sure am going to miss him!
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My husband says if I go to one more yard sale,
he's going to leave. I sure am going to miss him!
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My tastes are simple. I only like the best.
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My yearnings exceed my earnings.
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Never spend your money before you have it. -
Thomas Jefferson
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No horse can go as fast as the money you bet
on him.
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No matter how long you shop for an item, after
you've bought it, it will be on sale cheaper the next day.
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Nothing seems to bring on an emergency faster
than putting money aside for one.
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On Cupid, On Donder, On Blitzen, On VISA!
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Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
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Penny smart, pound foolish.
That's why I'm fat broke!
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People say that lots of germs
are passed around on dollar bills,
but I don't see how.
Nothing could live on a dollar.
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People will buy anything that is "one to a
customer."
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PMS Symptoms: Blistered feet, broke and
frazzled. (aka Perpetual Mall Shopping)
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Shop like a bull. Charge everything.
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Shop 'til you drop and spend to the end!
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Shopping charges me up.
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Shopping Fact: The other line always moves
faster.
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Shopping forever. Housework whenever.
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Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact
sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger
of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. -- Erma Bombeck
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Shopping is better than sex. If you're not
satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really
like.
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Shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
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Shopping is my life.
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Shopping is my only extravagance.
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Shopping: The fine art of getting things you
don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like.
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So many garage sales... so little time!
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So many malls. So little time.
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So many men, so few who can afford me.
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So many shops, so little time.
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So many yard sales. So little time!
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So much stuff, so little money.
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Some folks say that money talks; and that I
can't deny. I know, with utmost certainty, my money says "Good-bye"!
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Some people think they are worth a lot of
money just because they have it.
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Spring has sprung. The grass is riz. I'm off
to find where the next yard sale is!
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Stop me before I shop again.
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Taxation with representation
isn't so hot, either.
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The best thing to make you forget a passing
fancy is something fancier.
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The best way to get back on your feet is to
miss a couple of payments.
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The best way to keep loyalty in a man's heart
is to keep money in his wallet.
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The big print giveth and the small print
taketh away.
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The buck doesn't even slow down
here!
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The love of money is the root of
all evil and every woman needs roots.
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The man who has no money is poor. The man who
has nothing but money is poorer still.
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The odds of going to the store for a loaf of
bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. --
Erma Bombec
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The ones who say, "Money isn't everything",
usually have a lot of it.
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The only problems that money can solve are
money problems.
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The quickest way to double your money, is to
fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much
you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
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The rich would have to eat money if the poor
did not provide food. -- Russian proverb
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The secret of getting ahead is
getting started.
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The trick isn't getting what you
want....The trick is wanting it after you get it.
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There are people who have money and people who
are rich.
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There are three dimensions to credit cards. .
. length, width and debt.
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There is a very easy way to return from a
casino with a small fortune. Just go there with a large one.
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There once was a seamstress named Flo who
worked all the time, don't you know. She made lots of money but neglected her
honey who called her an old sew and sew.
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There's no place like the mall.
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They call it "take-home pay"
because there is no other place you can afford to go with it.
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This little piggy went to market and maxxed
out all her credit cards.
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Those who think money will do everything
sometimes will do anything for money.
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To feel rich, count the things you have that
money can't buy.
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To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat
over labor, to be given a chance to create is the meat and potatoes of life.
The money is the gravy.
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To really get to know a woman, go shopping
with her.
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To shop or not to shop? That is a silly
question.
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Veni, Vedi, Visa. I came. I saw. I charged.
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Veni, Vedi, Visa. I came. I saw. I shopped.
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We can tell our values by looking at our
checkbook stubs.
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Wealth is built...one thought at
a time.
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Wealth is not what we have but
what we are.
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Wealth may buy leisure but not wisdom.
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What came first the woman or the department
store? (sub mall, jewelry store, etc.)
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What many mistake for the high cost of living
is really the cost of living high.
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When a habit begins to cost money, it is
called a hobby.
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When I die, bury me near the hardware store so
my husband will visit.
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When I die, bury me near the mall so my wife
will visit.
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When I die, bury me near Wal Mart so my wife
will visit.
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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and
try on new shoes.
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When money talks, ain't nobody worrying about
the grammar.
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When the going gets tough, the tough get
shopping.
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When women are depressed they either eat or go
shopping. Men invade another country. I think I'll go shopping!
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Where there are friends, there is wealth. --
Titus Maccius Plautus 250-184 BC
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Who needs Santa. I have Visa.
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Who needs Visa. I have Santa!
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Who says you can't be both rich
and good looking?
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Who stopped payment on my reality check?
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Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness
didn't know where to shop.
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You aren't wealthy until you have something
money can't buy. -- Garth Brooks
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You might as well give money to a friend or
relative rather than lend it -- it costs about the same either way.
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Your husband called and said to buy anything
you want!
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Your wife called
and said to buy any tools you like!
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Part One of Money Sayings
