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A
careless word may kindle strife, a cruel word may wreck a life, a timely word
may level stress, and a loving word may heal and bless!
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A cat's purr is the most effective stress medicine known.
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All stressed out and no one to choke!
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Any more pressure and I'll turn into a diamond.
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Anyone with normal blood pressure today is not in touch
with reality.
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Caution! Stress Overload! May explode at any moment!
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Caution. Mom's stressed!
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Chocolate may not reduce stress but at least having your
mouth full will keep you from saying something you'll regret.
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Chocolate reduces stress and it's so much quieter than
throwing a screaming fit.
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Don't be afraid of pressure. Remember that pressure is
what turned a lump of coal into a diamond.
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Experts say the
secret to managing stress is to always finish what you start, so today I
finished off a bottle of wine, a box of chocolates, a half gallon of triple
fudge ice cream, a package of chocolate chip cookies and a fifth of Jack
Daniels. They're right... I feel great!!!
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Experts say the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying
and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a
perfect day.
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For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
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God sends no stress that prayer and chocolate cannot
handle!
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Good Morning. Let the stress begin.
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Hassle with Care!
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How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then to rest
afterward. -- Spanish Proverb
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I can't relax. Tension is what's holding me together.
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I only feel stress three times a day. . . morning, noon
and night.
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If not for stress, I'd have no energy at all.
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If stress burned calories, I'd be a size 5.
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If you’re not stressed, you’re not living.
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I'm not stressed, just terribly, terribly alert.
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I'm not suffering from stress, but I am a carrier.
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I'm on a low fat, high stress diet... coffee and
fingernails.
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In good times, trouble or stress, your angel is there to
love and bless.
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My ex doesn't have ulcers, but is a carrier! (sub anyone)
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My guardian angel watches me in joy, in trouble, in
stress. She wraps her wings around me, whispering, "You are special, loved,
and blessed."
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Not another crisis! My schedule is already full.
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One day at a time is more than I can handle.
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One day I will burst my bud of calm and blossom into
hysteria!
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Please hassle us. We thrive on stress.
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Prescription for Stress: Garden more, work less.
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Prescription for Stress: Large doses of hugs and kisses
several times a day.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress.
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Simplify! Less mess, less stress!
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Stitch your stress away. Seamstresses never stress.
They just seam that way!
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Stress begins when your gut says "No" and your mouth says
"Of course, I'd love to".
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Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything
is an emergency.
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Stress is for people who really care.
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Stress is like an iceberg. What you see is only the tip.
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Stress is the confusion created when one’s mind overrides
the body’s basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who
desperately deserves it.
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Stress is when we're attacked by several days in one.
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you
haven't fallen asleep yet.
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Stress wouldn’t be so difficult if it came chocolate
covered.
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STRESS! WHAT STRESS!
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Stressed is desserts spelled backwards.
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Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I
think not!
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Stressed! ME?!?!?!?
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Ten best ways to relieve stress: 1. Eat a handful of
chocolate. 2. Repeat 9 times.
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Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is
who you are. -- Chinese Proverb
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The politician said, "I have discontinued long speeches
since it stresses my throat... several people have threatened to cut it."
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The source of stress is not our problems but rather our
attitude and approaches to them.
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Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheaper
and in many cases just as effective.
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There are only two times that I feel stress. . . night
and day!
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Warning! I have PMS and I'm all out of chocolate!
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When really stressed, pull out your hare. (country saying)
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When stressed practice S. L. E. E. P. aka Stress Level
Easily Eradicated Plan
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When stressed, sedate with chocolate.
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When you are troubled or stressed, guardian angels keep
you loved and blessed.
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When you get a tension headache, do what it says on the
aspirin bottle... Take two and keep away from children.
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Without stress, my life would have no meaning.
